Pictures of My Cat

I’d been playing around with a camera my parents have never even used, so naturally the first subject I gravitated towards for my venture into photography was my irascible feline pet, who is quite deceptively beautiful.

Is this really happening to me?

God, I am disgusted.

Well, I suppose I should indulge her desire. I understand her craving to document every angle of my beauty.

This is my best side, human. Capture it well.

Did you get it?

Glory has arrived. And now, I shall never have to face this peasant again.